I went out with the family for my pre-birthday dinner.
As I was standing with my balloons, the manager of the hotel came over to exclaim
"You can't be the birthday girl! You look far too young. i wouldn't put you a day over 50!"
I smiled broadly at him and thanks him profusely for his kind comments.
Meanwhile, my inside voice was screaming...
"FU*K YOU! I think I only look 40!

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