Ah, the good old Irish summer — just when we were starting to get notions
about having a long stretch of sunny days, the weather gods have arrived back
with a vengeance to remind us exactly where we live. Gone are the clear blue
skies, and back are the trusty “sunny spells and scattered showers,” or as Met
Éireann says, “intermittent rain.” Showers, me @rse!
I decided to head out for my daily walk, lured
by a bright patch of sunshine. As I passed my rain jacket in the hallway, I
paused. That age-old Irish dilemma played out in my head: Will I bring it, or will I be sweltering under its plastic embrace
when the sun stays out? Perhaps it's maturity — or simply hard-earned
experience — but this time, I grabbed it. “Just in case,” I told myself.
And boy, was I glad I did.
Barely twenty minutes down the road, the
heavens opened. Not just a shower, but buckets of rain, horizontal sheets
driven by a playful breeze that somehow managed to find me even as I attempted
to shelter under a tree. There’s a particular kind of wet that soaks you to the
bones and then laughs at you for thinking you could stay dry.
With no alternative but to wait it out, I
stood there watching the road glisten and the puddles multiply. True to form,
within minutes the clouds parted, the sun reappeared as if nothing had happened,
and the whole world seemed to steam. I pressed on with my walk, noting with
amusement the water vapour visibly rising from my rain jacket — years of
teaching the water cycle finally paying off in real-life observation.
As I trudged along, neighbours passed me by in
their cars. There was the usual beeping of horns, windows rolled down with
cheery encouragement shouted out:
“Good on ya, Noeleen!”
“Keep her lit!”
And my personal favourite:
“Are ya trying to shrink in the rain?”
Now, wouldn’t that be a business idea? Skip the diet plans, forget the fat jabs — just dance in the rain and let Mother Nature do the work. Every cloud would definitely have a silver lining.
Edit: Later this evening this was the weather
As I said earlier...just wait a minute.

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